Thanks to all the entrants in my "Overheard at RSA" contest - I had a good laugh reading through my inbox over the past couple of days. Here are my favorite three submissions (all of the authors will receive an nCircle remote control car, as promised!) - at least the top three that were fit to print!
1. "Well, we're not the ones who drop our pants first..." - said by an exec at a security vendor, discussing the ongoing pricing wars between security companies.
2. "Wow, she's tall." - said by everyone passing the booth that employed a seven-foot tall model to attract attendees.
3. "Everyone claims to have a compliance product this year. Even if it was a toaster last year, it's a compliance product this year." - said by a member of the press as he walked the show floor.
Thanks for playing! Until next time...